I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked